kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

besturlonhere:

well i ran out of 25 macbook pros and DSLR cameras during my last give  away haha but i got something new now. we got ten brand new helicopters the other day and i’m giving one away to one of my followers at the end of this week. someone will get a new in shrinkwrap bell oh-58 helicopter but you gotta do the paper work yourself 

cakejam:

”explain your answer”

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mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

tastefullyoffensive:

[balten]
There is now a squirrel trapped in your bra/underwear, how do you respond
Anonymous

I’ve always wondered what it would be like to get an anon

recoffthevine:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT

florida-country-girl:

nathanthompson23:

jooliboo:

there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

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I don’t know which face is more accurate

server-vevo:

zoey101cult:

"sorry that was my last piece of gum"

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emmablackery:

raveninneverland:

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

I’m curious as to whether you nearly brushed your teeth with booty cream, or if you almost shoved Crest up your butt.

booty cream

emmablackery:

raveninneverland:

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

I’m curious as to whether you nearly brushed your teeth with booty cream, or if you almost shoved Crest up your butt.

booty cream

britishtoatea:

I have literally been waiting for this gifset for all time

neptunain:

reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage

dietcrush:

My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this